“Old F*ckers Club”Gear Shift Cover

🚗💀To the driver who’s seen it all, rolled their eyes at most of it, and still manages to find humor in the chaos—meet your new dashboard soulmate. The “Old F*ckers Club – Lifetime Member Car Dashboard Doll” is a cheeky, unapologetic accessory for anyone who’s earned their “old fucker” status and wears it like a badge (or a hoodie, in this case). Why This Doll Is a Road Trip Essential for the Cranky: Salty, In-Your-Face Attitude: Decked out in a black hoodie emblazoned with “100% BITTER OLD F*CKERS CLUB – LIFETIME MEMBER” and a winged skull, this doll screams “I’ve been around the block… and I’m over it.” It’s the perfect co-pilot for traffic jams, bad drivers, and the daily grind. The minimalist, faceless design lets you project all your cranky, sarcastic energy onto it—because let’s be real, sometimes you just need a silent partner to judge the road with. Durable Enough for the Open Road (and Your Mood Swings):   Crafted with sturdy materials, this do