Carry Heavy Shit

Carry Heavy Shit

$30.00
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Tits on a nun, nuts on a priest, and lifters who can’t Carry Heavy Shit… all useless Top 5 reasons to exceed at Carrying Heavy Shit 1- all of your lifts will go up, if you can run with bodyweight+ in each hand your deadlift will probably be pretty good 2- the neighborhood m*lf’s will take notice when you take all the groceries in one trip 3- if you ruck as part of your profession, heavy yoke walks will make a 65 lb ruck feel like a piece of paper 4- you will be far more useful in life and people will be able to tolerate you more especially the opposite sex 5- you will have the confidence to tell people no when they ask you to help them move because the thought of lifting something that isn’t a stone, yoke, farmers handle, etc will be repulsive Buy this shirt today and immediately become a stronger human Item Details: Sizes are UnisexT-shirt is printed on Next Level because we are not scumbags and we want your shirt to be comfortable even if it cuts into our bottom line   At Down R

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