Sarcasticholine Stainless Steel Water Bottle, Standard Lid

New from Dr. Jiynxd Pharmapseudocals Sarcasticholine, otherwise known as Satiricin, great spoof gift for that sarcastic colleague, friend or family member, available in 3 sizes Label Reads as Follows: Sarcasticholine (Satiricin) stimulates motor end-plate acetylcholine receptors resulting in rapid inability to enunciate taunting, satirical or acrimonious remarks. This action poteniates the STFU response in otherwise oblivious individuals. WARNING: Sarcasticholine is a potent Neuromuscular blocking agent. Administration results in immediate depression of ability to articulate sarcasm. Facilities must be immediately avaiable for artificial intelligence. *** This is a fictitious Drug created by Dr. Jiynxd created for entertainment purposes only*** Quench your thirst in style with this stainless steel water bottle. Available in 3x sizes (12oz, 18oz, 32oz) this water bottle features a double-wall stainless steel build that keeps your drinks frosty for 24h and soothingly hot for 12h. This BP