The Veta Madre

That's it! You've finally made it! This is the holy grail of grooming and gifts!  The Veta Madre (Mother Lode) is the perfect set to either keep all your grooming, cleaning, and maintenance needs on point and schedule.  It's also the perfect gift set.  Why?  This badass mother$%%#^@ comes with at least one of everything, and because you're being an above and beyond customer for choosing it, we already automatically applied a 30% discount to the order.That's right, you saw it, but see it again, 30% OFF.We won't go through product descriptions with this one, because if you're ready to take the plunge with this bad boy already, you should already be familiar with our products. Scents Our product blends smell the best, and here's their descriptions: Woodchipper: Woodchipper makes you want to be a badass; a big, axe wielding, take no mercy, wood chopping, lumberjack Viking mother$%&*ing type of badass. We’ve come up with a crazy complex mix of the best wooded scents including the c