
The Goat T-Shirt - Beacuse Humble Is Overrated
Why be modest when you can be the Greatest of All Time? Whether you're crushing beer pong, fantasy football, or just vibing on the couch—you deserve a shirt that screams GOAT (without you having to). This tee is soft, stretchy, and more flattering than your ex ever was. It’s the kind of shirt that makes people say, “Whoa… is that the GOAT?” (Yes. Yes, it is.) Details that slap: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) Lightweight but mighty – 4.2 oz./yd² Pre-shrunk, because surprises are for birthdays Side-seamed and shoulder-taped—fancy words for “fits awesome” Made Just for YouEach shirt is printed fresh, just like your morning ego boost. No mass production here—just sustainably made greatness, one legend at a time. Origin Stuff (in case you like facts): Weaving: India, South Korea Dyeing: El Salvador, California Made in: Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US 0% recycled polyester 100% confidence Wear it loud. Wear it proud. GOAT things only. Size guide LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches) S 28 18 34-37 M 29 20 38-41 L 30 22 42-45 XL 31 24 46-49 2XL 32 26 50-53 3XL 33 28 54-57