IndoorCamo™ Limited Edition DudeRobe

He’s not hiding. He’s just off-duty. Meet IndoorCamo™, the first robe built for dudes who take lounging seriously… and stealth even more seriously. ·       Why he’ll love it: Tactical Tailoring — structured fit + camo attitude = stealth perfection. Mission-Ready Fabric — soft, durable, and built for all-day chill ops.  Never-Lost™ Belt — permanently attached, because losing belts is for rookies. Deep Recon Pockets — for remotes, controllers, snacks... and secret snacks. Terrain Options — Desert Camo (for couch ops). Green Camo (for houseplant hideouts). The Vibe — rugged, funny, effortlessly masculine. Non-Floppy Sleeves — because real legends don’t droop.  The perfect gift for any guy who’s mastered the art of avoiding chores.