THE VERIFIED CALCULATION TEE (Class 42)

For seven and a half million years, a supercomputer crunched the numbers. It gave us the answer ("42"), but it forgot to show its work. Universal Duty Free has finally obtained the original scratch paper. This shirt features the complete breakdown of the Ultimate Answer, solving for the sum of Life, the integral of the Universe, and the square root of Everything. (Note the variable for "Tea" is missing, which explains the delay). Verified by the Galactic Bureau and stamped for accuracy. This is the only shirt that explains why the answer is 42, featuring the standard galactic icons of improbability: a bowl of petunias, a whale, a cup of hot liquid, and the most important item of all—a towel. Bureaucratic Specifications: Material: 100% Pre-Shrunk Cotton (Fabricated to withstand Infinite Improbability). Graphic: The "Grand Theory of 42" equation with iconographic footnotes. Fit: Standard Humanoid. Color: Deep Space Navy Usage Warning: Do not attempt to solve the equation while