LIMITED EDITION: TFE Atomic Bundle

Alright, listen up, degenerates. I finally did it. After years of questionable decisions and even more questionable budgeting, I got myself a life-sized replica of Little Boy for my personal collection. That’s right-there’s now a 10-foot, historically-accurate chunk of atomic awesomeness sitting in my garage, and my neighbors are officially terrified. But what’s the point of owning something this ridiculous if I can’t celebrate with the rest of you maniacs? We had a ton of people reach out asking for the Echelon fridge design on a shirt so we are bringing this limited design back so you can join me and Echelon in commemorating my new glorious home decor piece. What’s in the Bundle? Atomic Tee: Featuring yours truly, the Fat Electrician, riding Fat Man (foreshadowing?) straight into a barrage of high-explosive mayhem, with enough lightning in the sky to make Zeus jealous. Wear it to the gym, the bar, or your next disciplinary hearing. 100% guaranteed to get you at least three questionable looks and one unsolicited high-five. Matching Sticker Same wild artwork, now in sticker form. Slap it on your toolbox, your truck, or your buddy’s forehead while he’s napping. It’s waterproof, bombproof (well, almost), and perfect for showing off your questionable taste in both friends and historical memorabilia. Echelon Energy Drink Variety Pack: The only energy drink with the same yield as Fat Man and Little Boy combined. You get a full variety pack of Echelon-the energy drink that hits harder than a lightning bolt on a power line. Four bold flavors, each packed with enough caffeine and kick to keep you wired through a 24-hour shift, a surprise inspection, and whatever else the universe throws at you: Mango Reaper: Sweet mango with a slight zest of lime and a dry heat Yuzu Cayenne: Tangy Yuzu with a spicy kick Berry Habanero: Juicy berries with a habanero blast Watermelon Thai Chili: Refreshing watermelon with a sneaky chili heat This ain’t your grandma’s energy drink - this is the juice that keeps you talking at 120bpm for hours on end. Quackbang out!-The Fat Electrician