Toilet Paper - Poop Jokes

Our toilet paper, featuring some of our ~dirtiest~ signs, makes a fun gag gift or a shocking guest bathroom surprise! 3-ply paper Printed with safe-to-use inks Septic tank-safe Each roll individually shrink wrapped Featured Signs: “I’M NOT FARTING, I’M JUST LETTING THE BEANS SPEAK THEIR TRUTH” “EVERYONE AT SOME POINT HAS GAMBLED ON A FART & LOST” “POOP JOKES AREN’T MY FAVORITE BUT THEY’RE A SOLID NUMBER TWO” “REMEMBER, THE GREENER GRASS ACROSS THE FENCE MAY BE DUE TO A SEPTIC TANK ISSUE” “IF POOPING IS A CALL OF NATURE, DOES THAT MEAN FARTING IS A MISSED CALL?” “IF YOU SNEEZE & FART AT THE SAME TIME, YOUR BODY TAKES A SCREENSHOT” “MY TUMMY HURTS BUT I’M BEING REALLY BRAVE ABOUT IT” “DON'T BE ASHAMED TO FART WHILE U PEE.. THERE IS NO RAIN WITHOUT THUNDER” “IF YOU SEE A TOILET IN YOUR DREAM DO NOT USE IT!!!!!!”