The Triton

POSEIDON'S FAVORITE MIDDLE FINGER. Summoned from the depths of ancient legend and questionable life choices, The Triton is the ring Poseidon would’ve worn if he had better taste and a gym membership. Crafted with a seafoam TruStone marble exterior that looks like it was chiseled from mermaid envy, and reinforced with a carbon fiber core tougher than a kraken's bad day, this ring doesn’t just make waves—it controls them. Whether you're commanding storms or just aggressively hydrating, The Triton says one thing loud and clear: “I’m not here to swim—I’m here to rule the damn ocean.” Slip it on. Channel your inner sea god. And maybe don’t wear it in the kiddie pool—you’ve got a reputation to maintain. GO CUSTOM - This ring can be made with a multitude of patterns, colors and options. Message us to get a full list with visual representations of each.  Handmade in Salt Lake City.