Please Go Straight Golf Tees 2 3/4 inch (100 Pack)

Please Go Straight funny golf tees.  Can't seem to get the ball to fly straight?  Me either.  That's why I've decided to give the ball a little extra message before teeing it up.   These bamboo tees can't actually talk, but if they could we know exactly what they would say.   Would you rather look like a moron and beg for your ball to find short grass off the tee, or just give the ball a subtle hint that it better f^%$@#$ go straight? At a sturdy 2 and 3/4 inch tall, these are tall, good size golf tees.   You expect a lot of yourself on the golf course.  Now start expecting it out of your tee, and your ball.