
For the Women! - Shark Week Relief & Cycle Health
đź’« FOR THE WOMEN — Herbal Tea for Shark Week Relief & Cycle Health “When it sucks to be a woman… we brewed something that doesn’t.” Cue the cramps, the chaos, and the hormonal rollercoaster aka Shark Week. This famous, 5-star herbal blend is your spell-in-a-cup for easing period pain, soothing emotional surges, and calming the monthly uprising your womb (or hormones) insists on staging. Crafted by a Stage 4 Endometriosis warrior, this isn’t just relief, it’s ritual. Sip it daily or dive in when the waves hit hardest. Either way, it’s here to remind you: you’re powerful, not cursed. 🧙♀️ What It’s Designed For: Heavy, painful, or irregular cycles Hormonal imbalances (PMS, PMDD, peri-menopause, etc.) Endometriosis, PCOS, and post-hysterectomy support Menopausal transitions + cycle mood swings Anyone who wants to feel a little more human during shark week 🌙 What It Does: Melts away cramps and body aches (like magic) Helps balance hormones + regulate cycles over time Supports digestion, mood, and reproductive health Offers instant calm when your uterus goes feral Can be sipped daily to improve long-term cycle wellness đź«– How to Use It: Daily for cycle regulation and hormone support As needed for PMS, cramps, and moody shark week energy Best served warm with honey, or iced with lemonade during hot flashes and hormonal meltdowns ⚠️ Caution: Not safe during pregnancy or breastfeeding Not for young children May cause a dramatic increase in "omg I feel better" moments 🌸 Taste Profile: Bright, tart hibiscus meets lemony lemongrass and zesty peel, grounded by raspberry leaf and mugwort’s whisper of ancient womb wisdom. code: CREEPYSTEEP Bold, balanced, and just a little wild. 🌿 Ingredients: Raspberry Leaf, Hibiscus, Mugwort, Chaste Berry, Lemongrass, Lemon PeelCaffeine-Free | Hormone Support | Shark Week Survival A brew for cramps and moods that bite,To hold you through the darkest night.With herbs that soothe and roots that mend,Let this be your cycle’s friend.Steep it deep, and let it beA spell for your sweet symmetry. DISCLAIMER These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. This information is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any diseases and should not be considered as medical advice for dealing with a given problem. It is the customer's responsibility to become familiar with the contraindications of any tea or herbal before using. Please consult a healthcare professional before drinking any tea or herbal for health or medical reasons, particularly if you are pregnant, nursing, or on any medications.Â