Carries a Position Weekender Bag

This weekender bag makes a statement without raising its voice. Featuring a minimalist, tongue-in-cheek illustration and the line “Carries a position. Provides no support.”, this bag blends dry humor with practical design. It’s a visual footnote on posture, persistence, and the curious ways things are held together — or aren’t. Built for short trips, overnight stays, or everyday hauling, it offers generous space, sturdy construction, and comfortable rope handles. The design is intentionally understated, letting the satire land quietly while the bag does its actual job well. Use it for travel, errands, or as a conversation starter that doesn’t need explaining. Product Features Durable 100% spun polyester exterior that resists wrinkles Comfortable 27" cream cotton rope handles for easy carrying Gold-color metal grommets for reinforced strength Spacious one-size design (24" × 13") with structured T-bottom Cream 50/50 cotton-poly interior lining for easy visibility Assembled i