Rather Be Rotting Keychain

Some days, existing is the bare minimum, and honestly, you’d rather not. This keychain is perfect for embracing your inner goth or simply declaring your vibes are six feet under. Add it to your keys and let everyone know you'd prefer to be anywhere but here. Keywords: goth humor keychain, sassy existential vibes, funny dark humor accessory, bold personality keyring, snarky relatable gift. SIZE3 inches in lengthNOTEThese are handmade. No two will be a like. Please be mindful of different screens and how the color can change from screen to screen.