BOOGIE BOARDING MAKES ME HORNY

Boogie boarding is a fuckin' blast! Are you too chicken to learn how to actually swim and actually catch a wave on a real surf board? Then just fuckin' grab on of these shirts, a boogie board, and some water wings and off you go. So many tinder matches will follow • 100% ring-spun cotton • Gets wet in fresh and salt water • Pairs great with a bathing suit • 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center • Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or NicaraguaSize guide   S M L XL 2XL 3XL Length (inches) 28 29 ¼ 30 ¼ 31 ¼ 32 ½ 33 ½ Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28