PLAID MAKES ME HORNY

If you wore plaid bottoms and this shirt was plaid too, would you just be so turned on that your clothes would melt off? What if you wore this shirt that isn't plaid and some plaid bottoms? Would somebody come take your pants off? There's only one way to find out! • 100% ring-spun cotton • Not plaid • Can be made plaid with a variety of pens • 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center • Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or NicaraguaSize guide   S M L XL 2XL 3XL Length (Worldwide) (inches) 28 29 ¼ 30 ¼ 31 ¼ 32 ½ 33 ½ Width (Worldwide) (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 Length (East Asia) (inches) 26 ⅜ 27 ½ 28 ¾ 29 ½ 30 ¼ Width (East Asia) (inches) 18 ½ 19 ¾ 20 ⅞ 22 23 ¼