POWER TOOLS MAKE ME HORNY

Do you have a rockin' dad bod and want to bild a big deck with a lot of wood? Then buy this fuckin' t-shirt and head to the lumberyard! Let all the other rad dads know that you're going to be the most energized guy in the whole area! If you're giving somebody a new power tool soon, then buy this shirt and throw it in the box for them! • 100% ring-spun cotton • 69 amp, 420 volt, totally awesome, super amazing at making lots of cuts • eye protection required • 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center • Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or NicaraguaSize guide   S M L XL 2XL 3XL Length (Worldwide) (inches) 28 29 ¼ 30 ¼ 31 ¼ 32 ½ 33 ½ Width (Worldwide) (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 Length (East Asia) (inches) 26 ⅜ 27 ½ 28 ¾ 29 ½ 30 ¼ Width (East Asia) (inches) 18 ½ 19 ¾ 20 ⅞ 22 23 ¼