RILEY MAKES ME HORNY

Riley! He's a total hunk! She's a total babe! Riley is a totally radical name and a totally radical person! Of course they make you horny, so buy this fuckin' t-shirt to tell them how you feel! • 100% ring-spun cotton • Makes your ass look great • Guaranteed to maybe seduce Riley • 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center • Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or NicaraguaSize guide   S M L XL 2XL 3XL Length (Worldwide) (inches) 28 29 ¼ 30 ¼ 31 ¼ 32 ½ 33 ½ Width (Worldwide) (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 Length (East Asia) (inches) 26 ⅜ 27 ½ 28 ¾ 29 ½ 30 ¼ Width (East Asia) (inches) 18 ½ 19 ¾ 20 ⅞ 22 23 ¼