ROCK CLIMBING MAKES ME HORNY

Are you all high and mighty on climbing rocks because it makes you feel like you're part of something bigger than yourself? Then buy this fuckin' t-shirt! Set up your hammock at the crag and talk about how sick the crux is while impressing that hunk or babe with all your dangly bits of gear! • 100% ring-spun cotton • 5.14d • Pretty crimpy, totally psyched on the pump • 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center • Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or NicaraguaSize guide   S M L XL 2XL 3XL Length (inches) 28 29 ¼ 30 ¼ 31 ¼ 32 ½ 33 ½ Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28