SANTA MAKES ME HORNY

Why can't Mrs. Claus get pregnant? Because Santa only comes down the chimney! I bet you can show Mrs. Claus a great time, especially if you wear this shirt! • 100% ring-spun cotton • If you're good, Santa will come more than once a year ;) • Good for attracting ho-ho-hos • 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center • Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or NicaraguaSize guide   S M L XL 2XL 3XL Length (Worldwide) (inches) 28 29 ¼ 30 ¼ 31 ¼ 32 ½ 33 ½ Width (Worldwide) (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 Length (East Asia) (inches) 26 ⅜ 27 ½ 28 ¾ 29 ½ 30 ¼ Width (East Asia) (inches) 18 ½ 19 ¾ 20 ⅞ 22 23 ¼