SCIENCE MAKES ME HORNY

Well hell fuckin' yeah! Silicon and lubricants wouldn't have been discovered without science, so of course it makes us horny! Put one of these on under a lab coat and dazzle your lab partner. Hopefully they'll run an experiment on how quickly they can take this shirt off! • 100% ring-spun cotton • Caution: Slippery when wet • Scientifically proven to be extra good for seduction • 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center • Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or NicaraguaSize guide   S M L XL 2XL 3XL Length (Worldwide) (inches) 28 29 ¼ 30 ¼ 31 ¼ 32 ½ 33 ½ Width (Worldwide) (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 Length (East Asia) (inches) 26 ⅜ 27 ½ 28 ¾ 29 ½ 30 ¼ Width (East Asia) (inches) 18 ½ 19 ¾ 20 ⅞ 22 23 ¼