SHOPPING MAKES ME HORNY

Do you fuckin' love 5th Avenue in NYC or some other bullshit road in a far away city with $1000 t-shirts? Then buy this fuckin' shirt! It's only $22 and even has some words on it! It's a way better deal than those shirts in the fancy store! • 100% ring-spun cotton • Makes finding good deals a breeze • Double gucci prada • 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center • Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or NicaraguaSize guide   S M L XL 2XL 3XL Length (Worldwide) (inches) 28 29 ¼ 30 ¼ 31 ¼ 32 ½ 33 ½ Width (Worldwide) (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 Length (East Asia) (inches) 26 ⅜ 27 ½ 28 ¾ 29 ½ 30 ¼ Width (East Asia) (inches) 18 ½ 19 ¾ 20 ⅞ 22 23 ¼