SKI PATROL MAKES ME HORNY

The men and women who save the mountain from all the people deserve some recognition. Buy this shirt and let your favorite red jacket with a white cross know how you feel. Wear it proud! • 100% ring-spun cotton • Will definitely complain about idiot tourists ducking ropes • Can dig in snow way faster than you • 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center • Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or NicaraguaSize guide   S M L XL 2XL 3XL Length (inches) 28 29 ¼ 30 ¼ 31 ¼ 32 ½ 33 ½ Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28