Ringmaster Of The Shitshow Apron

If you were looking to hide in the kitchen, this is not the apron for you! UNISEX – perfect for any sex, its pretty much guaranteed to be sexy on anyone! Criss Cross Back Large Pocket for Convenient Storage Large Loop to Secure Your Hang Tight Towel®   (hmmm, I see an ulterior motive here) 100% Heavy Cotton Twill  Measures 36" L x 26" W -- with adjustable twill straps approx. 60” long (so tie in back or front)