funny carbs birthday card, pasta birthday card, funny birthday card for foodie

Does this card really need an explanation? Cake and ice cream typically steal the spotlight on birthdays, but could I interest you in a plate full of beige followed by a nap? Sign me up!  Send this playful birthday card to your bestie who is goo-goo for gluten. Who dips their fries in mashed potatoes. Who never waffles on the breakfast decision between an omelette or waffles. FRONT GREETING: Let's get fucked up on carbs for your birthday! with illustrations of different carb varieties like pastas, bread, and more. INSIDE GREETING: Blank inside for your personal birthday message! INK COLOR(S): yellow ochre and red DIMENSIONS: A2- 4.25"W x 5.5"H  PAPER COLOR: French Paper's Kraft-Tone Manila Yellow ENVELOPE COLOR: bright white PERFECT FOR: a funny birthday card, card for friend who loves pretzels, card for friend who loves pasta, card for bread maker Note: this is a screenprinted product. Please allow for slight variations. Also note that the saturation of the colors mig