My Body is a Temple (Rainbow)

They told us “my body is a temple.”Cool. Just don’t ask who’s allowed inside. This shirt is a straight-up roast of LDS temple culture — worthiness interviews, gatekeeping, and all the hoops you’re supposed to jump through just to be “approved.” The rainbow temple says it out loud:your body isn’t owned, controlled, or regulated by anyone. Open house vibes only.No interviews. No recommends. No guilt. Rock it if you: left Mormonism and kept your sense of humor are done letting churches police bodies believe inclusion beats permission enjoy subtle-but-not-really satire Because your body isn’t sacred real estate.It’s yours.