Fake Newspaper Article CAKE FIRE CLAIMS LOCAL HOME

Those Pesky Cake Fires. Birthdays Oughta Be Illegal.   Over 143,000 people are burned alive every year by their birthday cakes. Not really. But we've all been to parties where the flames from the cake were almost out of control due to the indeterminate age of the birthday boy or girl and the masses of candles required to celebrate the suspicious momentous occasion. We just extrapolated a little with this piece. Could happen---you never know Satellite imagery shows smoke over three states --or-- Firefighters struggle to save home "Cake Fire" Claims Local Home "It was like a furnace---like the furnace of Hell!" laments party survivor Yourtown---- (NOTICE: Any names of towns, locations, people, institutions, etc., used in these sample fake newspaper stories, are purely fictional, chosen at random, and are not meant to portray or represent any real person, place or deed. Remember that no matter what name a writer chooses to use in any fictional story, there is a real person (or many person