Fake Newspaper Article LOCAL MAN GETS COVETED SLACKER AWARD

Slacker? Slacker? Who's a Slacker?    We all know a slacker---or two. Give 'em the gift of love. Let 'em know they're noticed. Show 'em how much you care.   Article Text Below, Feel free to copy and make changes to the story you submit to us.    Local man, Casey Jones awarded Kent's "Slacker of the Year". Local Man Gets Coveted Slacker Award   Says He's Worked Hard for the Honor and Feels He Deserves It.    Yourtown---- (NOTICE: Any names of towns, locations, people, institutions, etc., used in these sample fake newspaper stories, are purely fictional, chosen at random, and are not meant to portray or represent any real person, place or deed. Remember that no matter what name a writer chooses to use in any fictional story, there is a real person (or many persons) SOMEWHERE who have that exact name.)   A Seattle employee for Hanson Inc. was awarded the city's first annual "Slacker Award" today. Casey Jones, a dock worker for a local warehouse, was chosen in a unanimous vote by friends,