Fake Newspaper Article LOCAL MAN SUFFERS MORE EMBARRASSMENT THAN INJURY

You Got a Beer Bottle Stuck WHERE?   Your friend got a beer bottle stuck in his butt? Hey! It happens!    Article Text Below, Feel free to copy and make changes to the story you submit to us.    X-Ray shows predicament Local Man Suffers More Embarrassment than Injury "I don't usually do things like this," says patient.  Yourtown---- (NOTICE: Any names of towns, locations, people, institutions, etc., used in these sample fake newspaper stories, are purely fictional, chosen at random, and are not meant to portray or represent any real person, place or deed. Remember that no matter what name a writer chooses to use in any fictional story, there is a real person (or many persons) SOMEWHERE who have that exact name.) A local man, Casey Jones, was admitted to Harborview Hospital in Seattle over the weekend complaining of "rectal pain". "He came in with a blanket draped around him and walking 'real funny'," said a hospital nurse who asked not to be identified. "We didn't know what we were dea