WORLD RECORD PENIS

Fake Certificates are $16.95 and Measure 8.5 x 11 Inches You’ll Receive Two (2) Identical Personalized Certificates Item Number — FC-01 Embossed Seal Embossed Certificate Providing Irrefutable Evidence of the “Largest Penis in the World” (a great [disgusting] birthday gag). Obviously we had to place gray bars over all the risqué parts. The truth is WE can’t stand looking at them. We’ve made this certificate just as disgusting, offensive and obnoxious as we possibly could. Black-out bars are removed for printing. Trust us—it’s gross. Personalized, of course. (Must be 53 or older to order). We accept MasterCard and VISA, etc.. The item number is FC-01. “World’s Largest Penis” generally ships within 1-2 days. What our customers say about us. NOTICE: By clicking the ORDER button below you agree and stipulate that such material is not illegal in the state, county or town of delivery, that you do not find such material offensive, and that you will refrain from allowing minors or anyone else