"Bill" Curvy Beaker Bong with Ball Perc

Bill! How you doing, bud? How was your weekend? That guy Bill is so cool. Just the perfect guy in every way. He's classic, but edgy. Smart. Sophisticated. Got a nice beard. He's sensitive, but he could fix your patio. He's got a dirt bike, but he'll cry at It's a Wonderful Life. A jack of all trades. Like Ben Franklin. Or Justin Bieber.  Bill can be yours. Get his curvy borosilicate bod and single ball (yeah, that's the only downside, unfortunately) percolator-- the perfect combination of old school and new school engineering. This fusion brings you a symphony of filtration and glassblowing sensibilities for a smooth and cool smoking experience. But you'd better hurry, all the good Bills are always taken or gay.