You Are Retired, I'm Only 95% Jealous Greeting Card

Celebrate the big retirement milestone with a touch of humor! Our You Are Retired, I'm Only 95% Jealous greeting card is the perfect way to acknowledge your friend's or loved one's newfound freedom while playfully admitting your own envy. The card features bold, eye-catching letters and a design that’s as lively and cheerful as the retiree's future plans. Retirement is all about kicking back, relaxing, and enjoying life’s simple pleasures—and let’s be honest, who wouldn’t be a little jealous of that? Whether they’re planning to travel the world, take up a new hobby, or simply spend more time with family and friends, this card is a light-hearted way to send your congratulations and best wishes. Perfect for any retirement celebration, this card is sure to bring a smile to the retiree’s face and a laugh to everyone who reads it. Don’t just say congratulations—say it with a wink and a nudge, and maybe even a hint of playful jealousy. After all, they’ve earned it! Details:• A2 (4.25" x 5.5"