TPS - Titanium Tactical Popsicle Stick - Blind Pack

TPS - Titanium Tactical Popsicle Stick You’ve EDC’d knives, pens, pry bars, and a coin that does nothing. But a popsicle stick? Exactly. Meet TPS: the titanium stick you never considered carrying—and now absolutely need—with 9,999+ ridiculous uses (and counting). Why it slaps (without melting): • Grade-5 titanium = won’t swell, splinter, or get soggy. • Featherlight, pocket-sized, and gloriously overbuilt for a job nobody asked for. • Non-magnetic, corrosion-proof, dishwasher/camp-sink safe. • Flat faces for laser engraving/anodizing a random joke and flavor color. • Ergonomic “drip” profile doubles as fidget fuel. Some of the 9,999+ uses you NEED: • Stir coffee like a tactical barista • Emergency peanut-butter spreader / field Nutella applicator • Sticker squeegee / decal burnisher • Epoxy mixer that doesn’t die after one project • Package opener / tape slicer (gentle prys, heroic vibes) • Keyboard crumb corraller • Phone SIM tray poker (the classy way) • Plant label for your battle-b