The Everything Mug

Everything about this mug is excessive -the quality, the weight, the size and the price...but there are things you should know: - A fuckton of copper went in to making this thing - Perfect for cold cocktails - It can be used in a defensive or offensive encounter - a human's skull will break... this mug will not - Your grandchildren will be drinking from it - Hand-wash only, like all the finest things in life - Mugs holds 25 oz. of your favorite beverage and weighs almost 2 lbs.  - Height: 5 inches. Diameter: 3.5 inches.