Firecracker Farm "Alex's Uniform" T

This is it. You've seen it. You want it.  Everyone looks stronger, more attractive, younger, richer and happier in a Firecracker Farm T. You'll feel great too because if you want and wear this shirt, no doubt you're awesome. Plus, when they compliment you on your shirt and ask "What's Firecracker Farm?" you can whip out your push grinder, give them a taste and you'll have a friend for life. Here is the catch: Only buy one of these if you can not wait for us to get our act together or if you really only want one that's made in the barn by the man who makes your Hot Salt. Discouragingly expensive on purpose. Once we find a good partner, they'll be more reasonably priced. I know that's kind of aggressive but we have to do it that way because for the time being, they are made to order, with the graphics applied by Alex (for now). That's the same guy who makes the Hot Salt and fills the orders. He wrecks at least one shirt in the press for every good one that comes out. Including a T-shirt