Koozie
Five Boroughs Beard Co. 12oz Koozie – Because Warm Beer Is a Crime Listen… you work hard. Your beard works harder. The least you deserve is a cold drink that stays cold. Enter the Five Boroughs Beard Co. Koozie—the superhero sidekick your beverage never knew it needed. Made of premium neoprene (a fancy word for “keeps your drink chilly without freezing your hand off”), this koozie grips your can like your beard grips compliments. It’s tough, lightweight, and collapsible—just like you after three beers. Features: Stops your drink from turning into sad, lukewarm disappointment Five Boroughs urban style that says “yes, my beard is this majestic” Fits standard cans and bottles without judgment Packs flat so you can take it anywhere cold drinks and good times happen Keep your drink cool, your beard cooler, and your standards high. Cheers. 🍻