I don’t need a wife T-Shirt

Be brave and say this words. Features Available in Unisex Short Sleeve, Hooded Sweat Shirt, or Girls V Neck Also available in Youth, Toddler, and Infant sizes T-Shirt 100% Preshrunk Cotton (Heather grey 60% cotton/40% polyester) Hoodie 75% cotton/25% polyester Assorted colors Cheap as hell I don’t need a wife.  How hard can it be to boil a toast? T-Shirt