Security Detail: The Professional Licker Metal Sign - choose your breed

Because the dog isn’t the one you need to worry about. Is your dog the type to greet an intruder with a wagging tail and a slobbery kiss? This is the official signage for homes where the “security system” runs on treats, enthusiasm, and zero suspicion. It’s made for the dog who’s never met a stranger they didn’t want to lick—and would absolutely trade valuables for a biscuit. But don’t be fooled. The sign delivers a very clear warning to anyone stepping onto your property:  The dog may lick you. The human won’t. 📌Select Your GuardThe Floof Coordinator (Doodle): Curly-haired professionals who love everyone.The Class Clown (Boxer): Kidney-bean greetings guaranteed.The Velvet Hippo (Pittie): Big head, bigger heart, zero personal space.The Happy-Go-Lucky (Retriever): Tail-thumping welcome committee.The Shadow (GSD/Malinois): Always watching. Already decided if you belong.The Scruffy Sentinel (Shaggy/Mutt): Bearded, scruffy protectors of the porch.Don't see the breed you want?  Just message