Kiss My Aspidistra™ Tee

Kiss My Aspidistra™ Tee

$20.00
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A chic, cheeky statement tee for florists who know their worth. Floristry is elegance and engineering wrapped into one art form — and the Kiss My Aspidistra™ Tee says exactly that. Soft, stylish, and bold without trying too hard, this tee is the perfect uniform for studio days, workshops, installs, flower market mornings, and those moments when someone underestimates your craft. This isn’t just a shirt.It’s a botanical boundary.A polite-but-pointed reminder that you are a professional — with taste. Slip it on and step into your floral power. WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT Bold but tasteful — an inside joke only floral pros understand Ultra-soft fabric that lasts through long design days Premium print with crisp, lasting color Unisex fit that flatters every body Perfect for selfies, workshops, and events with “energy” WHO IT’S FOR Floral designers & event florists Freelancers, apprentices, students (CFD, CF, PFDE) Stylists + studio managers Anyone who appreciates classy floral humor PAIR IT

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