Shopping Carts Birthday Card

Shopping Carts Birthday Card

$16.50
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I was going to do a card for each of the twelve months, but I contracted an anti-completion disease after the first one.Greeting:This February, in honor of your birthday, instead of glancing around casually while leaving my cart by the parking lot bushes, I will journey back to the grocery store entrance to reunite my cart with its previously abandoned and wandering friends, recently rescued by a fine grocery cart wrestling mercenary.  By volunteering myself for this time-sucking deed, I will go above and beyond the duties of a grown adult with no actual rules to follow, besides the one that involves ignoring jury duty notices.  I will finally know what it is like to be a good citizen.  Thank you for being born in February!  You are magnificent. Wishing you a rollicking, rambunctious rave this month and every month. Card details:• 4-Bar folded card (3.5 x 4.875 inches)• Professionally offset-printed in full CMYK color in Los Angeles• FSC-certified, post-consumer recycled, 100 lb. cover

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