Watermelon Birthday Card

I grew watermelons in 2020, and most of them were eaten by a backyard opossum or vegan dragon.  The creature left behind one beautiful specimen, and my husband was excited to devour it.  It turned out to be ghostly white inside and a little bit (i.e., impressively) tasteless.  Chupa lamented and cried the sad tears of someone who has never toiled in the garden, and I ate some of it for fun. Greeting:  I have prepared a delicious dinner for your birthday Small 4-Bar card (3.5 x 4.875 inches).