Alice In Chains Dirt Grey Unisex T-Shirt
Dive face-first into grunge history with this shirt that's dirtier than your search history but classier than your excuses. This grey tee featuring the iconic Dirt artwork is like wearing a PhD in '90s alternative culture, except you didn't have to write a thesis – just hit "add to cart." Perfect for those days when you want to remind everyone that you were into Alice In Chains before that one TikTok went viral, or when you need something that says "I could explain this album's significance, but we'd be here all night." Alice In Chains Dirt Grey Unisex T-Shirt Details DESIGN: 100% officially licensed (because bootlegs are like karaoke – fun but not the real deal). Features the legendary Dirt album artwork that's been making suburban parents uncomfortable since 1992. Official merch means you're supporting the band, not some dude who thinks "Would?" is a question mark tutorial. MATERIAL: 100% cotton that's softer than your defense of why Dirt is the greatest album of the '90s. The grey