Behemoth Opus Contra T-Shirt

If Satan had a LinkedIn profile, this would be his professional headshot attire. The Behemoth Opus Contra tee is what happens when extreme metal meets high art, and the result is more blasphemous than your aunt's attempt at pronouncing "Behemoth" at Thanksgiving dinner. It's perfect for those occasions when you want to make a statement that's part "I appreciate fine art" and part "I could probably survive a medieval witch trial." Whether you're heading to a gallery opening or just trying to clear out the frozen food aisle at your local supermarket, this shirt speaks volumes (mostly in Latin). Behemoth Opus Contra T-Shirt Details Design: 100% officially licensed, because bootleg metal merch is like using Comic Sans on a black metal logo – technically possible but spiritually wrong. This authentic piece ensures your money goes to Behemoth, not some poser printing shirts while listening to elevator music. Material: 100% cotton that's softer than your explanation to your grandma abo