You're the Tits

Fact: If you are reading this, you are the mother f*%cking tits. Why? Well for starters, you landed your ass here and the internet is huuuuuuge. And more importantly, you've got a person in mind who would just lurve this card and you're just all giddy inside thinking about it. Ipso facto, you're the tits for reals reals.  Caption: You're the tits. Card deets: 4.5" x 6.25" | 16pt paper thickness. Folded and blank inside. Sustainably sourced. Made with love and packaged by human hands. Wholesale greeting cards available. Drop us a note at hello@friendsdothis.com.