Alien Defense Soap

Because alien abduction stink! The aliens are here! Time to cower in the shower with a fresh bar of Alien Invasion Soap! Because you may as well keep yourself busy in there. So, get sudsy with this luxury soap as you rinse your unmistakable terrestrial smell down the drain. Besides, throwing them off your funky scent may preserve your life a little bit longer! Alien Invasion UFO Abduction Soap Made in the ❤️ of the USA! Handcrafted. Not space-crafted. Small-Batch. Cold-Process. Natural Artisan Soap for Humans. Simple Ingredients! No harsh chemicals, or dyes. Made From Natural Oils. Palm Oil Free! Plant-based. Vegan. No Animal Fats. Alcohol-Free, Sulfate-Free, Aluminum-Free. Phthalate-Free, Parabens-Free. Cruelty-Free. No Animal Testing. Alien Technology-Free. No People Probing. A funny soap for the guest bathroom to keep them guessing! Cloaked in a hilarious prank box, it's a clever gag gift for friends who identify as conspiracy theorists, UFO junkies, or recovering alien abductee