Birthday Card: Embracing Fearless Indifference with Decree

Fearless frontrunner of unfazed fortitude! Our whimsical Decree Giving No Fucks Foil Birthday Card helps the clock chime the anniversary of existence, it also heralds grand ascent to the mighty realm of Giving No Fucks! A place where trivialities are left in the dust, where the sea of indifference flows with the tides of liberation, and where a crown is woven with strands of nonchalant magnificence.Let it be known with this card recipient has hereby reached the official age of Giving No Fucks. Congratulations and enjoy the hard-earned freedom. Front of card: Let it be known with this Birthday, you have hereby reached the official age of Giving No Fucks. Congratulations and enjoy your hard-earned freedom. Inside of card: Blank for personal message Includes kraft envelope Eco-friendly vegetable inks Heavy matte stock Made in USA See, they say age brings wisdom, but what they secretly mean is that it arms you with a superpower... the extraordinary ability to brush off life's little hicc