Mini Desktop Church Confessional

Forgive me Father for I have sinned... it has been.. damn it all to hell, I don't know long it's been! But we must confess that our Desktop Confessional is hella convenient and sinfully hilarious! Sure, it's a tad bit unorthodox, sacrilegious, blasphemous, and whatever, but you can simply absolve those sins and any other immoral acts from the comfort of your own office! TBH, if you make a habit of doing sinful things, it's really nun of our business. Simply press (or genuflect) your fingers on the kneeler of this stylized mini confessional to receive a daily dose of absolution! All of the conscious clearing, slate-cleaning, goodness with none of the penance! Mini Desktop Church Confessional Charming miniature replica of the classic confessional booth (you know, the one that strikes the fear of God into you) Pull back the curtains, press down on the kneeler, and see the screen light up in the back of the booth. The 'priest' will say "Tell me your sins" When you've finished, lift up you