Irate Elderly Gentleman Chewing Gum

For crotchety gentleman, young and old Cool down that hot-tempered, complaint-filled mouth with our minty Grumpy Old Man Gum! The fun checker board design reminds us that the distance been checkered Vans to Viagra is shorter than you think fellas. In the blink of a commercial break disco nap... you morph from the noisy neighbor, to the nosey neighbor. Turn that music down! Get off my yard! You don't need to be of boomer status to be considered a grumpy old man anymore. TBH, some of the grumpiest old men we've met are in their 20's. You know it's true. Back of gum box spews some grumpy statements: When I was a kid, I got gum once a year. For my birthday. If I was lucky. This gum is too minty. 8 pieces? Back in the day, gum came with 9 pieces. Mint? An old man can't enjoy some nice bubble gum anymore? No one appreciates a good piece of gum anymore. People younger than me are stupid. This gum was overpriced. 8 pieces? Gee, hope I don't spoil my dinner. Somebody find this gum in the tra