Santa Bought Your Data Christmas Card

What Santa really does with your cookies! Our Santa Bought Your Data Off The Internet Christmas Card isn't your grandma's typical yuletide greeting – unless she's hip to online privacy concerns, of course! The front showcases our jolly old St. Nick, but with a twist – he's not just relying on his age-old naughty or nice list. Instead, Santa's saying, "He knows if you've been bad or good because he bought your profile data from the internet." Inside is Blank: Like the internet before cookies. Gift this Christmas card and get ready for hearty ho-ho-hos! Perfect for that techy friend, the social media addict, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh during the festive season. Because what says 'holiday spirit' more than reminding your loved ones about the importance of internet privacy? Made in the USA! Eco-friendly. Heavy weight 100% cotton paper made from lint reclaimed in other industrial processes. Includes a 30% post-consumer recycled envelope and is packaged in a plant-based, bio