I'm So F*cking Sorry The Universe Is Being A Dick Card

Now is just as a good time as any for using the F word. Share your heartfelt condolences with our carefully crafted and very candid sympathy greeting card. This beautifully designed card features a charming retro aesthetic, complete with elegant gold foiled lettering, delicate flowers, and serene birds, all of which come together to create a timeless and classic look. Front: "I'm So fucking sorry that shit Sucks and the Universe is being a Dick" Inside: Blank for a personalized birthday message. Environmentally friendly! Digitally printed on FSC certified paper, accompanied with a Green Seal certified envelope. Proudly created in the land of maple syrup and endless politeness – Canada! The message, though candid, offers a unique and surprising touch of empathy, allowing you to convey your sincere feelings to someone during their difficult times. Measures approximately 4.25 inches wide x 5.5 inches tall. Digitally printed on Forest Stewardship Council certified paper. Includes matchi